Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late morning.
Poke Gian just to see how he's doin'.
Hello?
What up, Mel?
Yo Bianchi, what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinkin'?
GRANOLA.
Man, it's happenin'.
But first my hunger pains are stickin' like duct tape.
Let's hit up the kitchen and mack on some pancakes.
No doubt that Publix's got all da bomb nut toppins'.
I love those pancakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, Flap Jacks.
I told you that I'm crazy for these pancakes, cousin.
Yo, where's the granola at?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That's a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
57th and Palmetto.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Mel?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERFUCKER
It's the Cost (what?)
Co of Hialeah
Yes, the Cost (what?)
Co of Hialeah
We love that Cost (what?)
Co of Hialeah
Pass that Cost (what?)
Co of Hialeah
Yo, stop at the Walmart.
The Publix's over-priced.
You've got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Garlic Hummus and Whole wheat Triscuts equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I'll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin' like she never seen a $10 before.
It's all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and we're ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the Costco.
Member's card, what we're handlin'.
You can call us preferred customer.
From the way we're walkin' into it.
Now its packed in our cart.
honey covered walnuts is the illest.
Which favorite tree nut goes through little to no mills?
We spit the answer out like a llama.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed "Corylus avellana!".
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic.
We're bout to get taken to a mouth full of nutrition with...
The Granola (what?)
Of Costco
Yes, the Granola (what?)
Of Costco
We love that Granola (what?)
Of Costco
Pass that Granola (what?)
Of Costco