According to the back of my cereal box, I have all the warning signs for a heart attack. Coincidence? I don't think so.

I dreamt last night that I was looking for cereal bowls in the kitchen in all their usual spots. I checked the cabinets, the sink, the dishwasher. I couldn't find them and was getting very frustrated until my mother came into the kitchen and asked me what my distress was about. I told her, "Where are the bowls? I can't find them!" She told me they were right there in front of me. I looked and looked and couldn't discover their location. Finally she put my hand on one and I was able to see all the bowls, leaning against eachother where I had looked before.

Exit dream.

I wake up only to realize that I slept long enough to have this dream and then slept light the rest of the night. I zombie walked into the kitchen and had no problem finding any cereal bowls. But then I read the back of the Kellogg box.

It just so happens I don't believe in coincidences.